Matthew quotes:
1) When daddy was cleaning the side of the tub, I told Daddy "Here daddy, let me show you how a professional does it!"
2) "I am so frustrated right now!" "I need a break!"
3) "I need my privacy please".
4) Upon seeing an infomercial for a multipurpose wood working tool I said to mom "Hey mom, we can buy that and cut a big hole in the wall in the toy room. Then we can use the multi-tool to fix the wall again!"
Josh quotes:
1) Upon injuring himself (which is quite often these days) or when holding anything at all which needs some comfort, Joshie always says "KISS IT!"
2) Upon receiving anything from anyone "Thank you!" or upon hearing Thank you from someone else "You're welcome!"
3) When he has something and he gives it to you he says "Here you go!"
I am sure there are many others to list, but these are the most recent ones. See you soon!